An Ode To A True Friend

A true friend doesn’t just take from you; she gives to you.

A true friend doesn’t break your heart; she helps mend it. 

A true friend doesn’t cause your tears; she wipes them.

A true friend doesn’t misunderstand; she makes sure too understand.

A true friend doesn’t patronize you; she guides you.

A true friend doesn’t belittle you; she builds you up.

A true friend doesn’t laugh at you; she laughs with you.

A true friend doesn’t speak about you; she speaks to you.

A true friend doesn’t give you the cold shoulder; she gives you a warm embrace.

A true friend doesn’t back down; she’s got your back. .

A true friend isn’t inconvenienced; inconvenience and you are antonyms.

A true friend doesn’t neglect you; she’s with you.

And even when the day comes for her to say “I Do”;

No need to worry…

A true friend won’t ever let a man take her away from you.

Femmefile readers, dedicate this one to your dear friends…

Overweight? Blame It On Your Hormones!

We tend to have scapegoats when it comes to our burgeoning bodies – work, family functions, time constraints, etc- but as it turns out you may be able to point the finger at your hormones if you are constantly battling the bulge.

Celebrities & Photoshop

 Their “Before”Shows A Normal Person!

OH Madonna, this pre Photoshop snap has slightly hinted at your age…But hey, at 100, you still look smoking! (Sorry, but it feels like Madge has been around for a century) And Kim, we can believe you now when you say you’ve got some bulges, though with your gigantic bootie and boobs, I can’t say we ever doubted you in the first place.

Supermarkets at war:

Where You Should Really Lend Your Support

Coles and Woolworths are currently getting down and dirty by upping their adverts and slashing prices. This may sound great for consumers, but not for the ones who care about what they consume!